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Fleshperus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fleshperus : Hi there. I'm just another random guy who is often depressed and really needs to get a life. I don't have many friends, but I don't mind as I have always been lonely. I occasionally go on Steam and I don't watch that much tv. The only shows I really watch are My Little Pony, Doctor Who and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 5:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work