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About Flea : Ahhh. Lets see now. I pretty much joined here to add a witty remark here and stoke a little fire there. But only cause its fun!
I play football (soccer to you Americans) and I'm techno junkie with a habit to mix music and get whacked out drunk, so odd extremes is what I'm about. At least that's how it seems to me.
If you're actually enticed to know more about me after such a lame lil para then message me.. I'll reply in due course.
Oh yeah and I know it looks like I have SERIOUS tan issues but its just the light from my desk.
And I appreciate good grammar. Not the Nazi level though. Live and let live. Or you know, live and be indifferent.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014