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Flea
  • Town/Country : New Delhi, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Flea : Ahhh. Lets see now. I pretty much joined here to add a witty remark here and stoke a little fire there. But only cause its fun!
I play football (soccer to you Americans) and I'm techno junkie with a habit to mix music and get whacked out drunk, so odd extremes is what I'm about. At least that's how it seems to me.
If you're actually enticed to know more about me after such a lame lil para then message me.. I'll reply in due course.
Oh yeah and I know it looks like I have SERIOUS tan issues but its just the light from my desk.
And I appreciate good grammar. Not the Nazi level though. Live and let live. Or you know, live and be indifferent.

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Flea's favorite FMLs

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65320) - you deserved it (4228)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48498) - you deserved it (8040)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29640) - you deserved it (5593)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version



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