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FlamingColor

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FlamingColor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2621
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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FlamingColor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33266) - you deserved it (53566)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29728) - you deserved it (15263)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (4065)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

#16205255
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15106) - you deserved it (45848)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41489) - you deserved it (33339)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52762) - you deserved it (8359)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46916) - you deserved it (4736)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

#14742129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34033) - you deserved it (4086)

On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34764) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47929) - you deserved it (6766)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38198) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42135) - you deserved it (7560)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

#14298065
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11746) - you deserved it (49512)

On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

#13972556
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37724) - you deserved it (7736)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26668) - you deserved it (7484)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)



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