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FlamingColor

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FlamingColor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2241
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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FlamingColor's favorite FMLs

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51760) - you deserved it (8257)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45994) - you deserved it (4654)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

#14742129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33008) - you deserved it (3980)

On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (20891) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46928) - you deserved it (6664)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37346) - you deserved it (2288)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39691) - you deserved it (7280)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

#13972556
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36368) - you deserved it (7495)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

#13520163
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43494) - you deserved it (10045)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML

#13204621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25551) - you deserved it (3209)

On 09/26/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

#12867561
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13431) - you deserved it (23598)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

#12544003
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19461) - you deserved it (39878)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (8693)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)



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