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Filitov

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 2390
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Filitov : Now that I'm starting to comment more frequently, I'll update this at some point to be a little more enlightening. That is... as soon as I stop procrastinating to do so. So I'll probably get that taken care of before 2015 or so.

Rawr.

I come to FML to get a laugh. Sometimes from the stories, sometimes from the comments. I periodically comment on them myself. Sometimes I reply trying to be insightful, and sometimes I'm just a smart-ass. If you can't distinguish between the two: your loss.

If you type like an ADHD child on meth, you can and will be ignored.

Message me if you'd like. I don't bite... hard.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:20am

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Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML

#242158
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63112) - you deserved it (4804)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (2920)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)



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