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Filitov
  • Town/Country : Texas, USofA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1699
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Filitov : Now that I'm starting to comment more frequently, I'll update this at some point to be a little more enlightening. That is... as soon as I stop procrastinating to do so. So I'll probably get that taken care of before 2015 or so.

Rawr.

I come to FML to get a laugh. Sometimes from the stories, sometimes from the comments. I periodically comment on them myself. Sometimes I reply trying to be insightful, and sometimes I'm just a smart-ass. If you can't distinguish between the two: your loss.

If you type like an ADHD child on meth, you can and will be ignored.

Message me if you'd like. I don't bite... hard.

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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (103213)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML

#242158
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52634) - you deserved it (3636)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20998) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)



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