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Feverrotes
  • Town/Country : Seattle, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5228
  • Number of comments : 257
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Feverrotes : I wanna do something so totally awesome right now.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (990049) - you deserved it (78802)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9483) - you deserved it (113274)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (1000)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)



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