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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Feverrotes : I wanna do something so totally awesome right now.

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Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68424) - you deserved it (6286)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, wila at ma boyfriands placa, I tougt I would ba nica by folding is laundry an putting it away sinca a was working lata . I opanad is sock drawar an sitting on top was a poto of is motar, nakad .

#14753081
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54159) - you deserved it (4431)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in mah house. I decidd to beat mah meat to them. Later I found out it was mah grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

2day I found out that mah wife was having sex with mah friend . It turnd out that mah genius cat realizd it wasn't me there and attackd his balls, severely cutting them . I looool now have to kill mah cat and pay fir his medical bills to sew his balls back . FML

#14512160
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71529) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I accidentally walked in on my roommatehile she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend wat had happened , because , "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder an has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39535) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , after a fire alarm went off , everyone was going back into the building . I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor . As everybody was going back inside , I followed some guys right into there suite on the 1st floor , thinking it was the way to the stairs . FML

#9148913
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8703) - you deserved it (24968)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (2373)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the shops with mah little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many drty looks. She thought it was hilarious. mega FML

#8330425
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the shops with mah little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many drty looks. She thought it was hilarious. mega FML

#8330425
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (23868)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then hered his mom say, ( Hit that cow! ) FML

#7962696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26427) - you deserved it (2514)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)



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