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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 3:21pm - money - by brokeandsad (woman) - United States (New York)
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