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Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -
Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States
Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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