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FelixGold
  • Town/Country : Centeral Oregon, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FelixGold : I am a gamer and have a lot of fun doing other nerd/geek activities!

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Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820
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I agree, your life sucks (10146) - you deserved it (38669)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

#15647734
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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

#15610557
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On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

#15607773
131 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
129 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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