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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1453
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FelixGold : I am a gamer and have a lot of fun doing other nerd/geek activities!

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Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8621) - you deserved it (37405)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

#17540688
48 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
138 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (5492)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

#17531904
81 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
292 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
103 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
153 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

#17507228
63 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

#17502904
90 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
110 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
140 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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