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Feklfekl2222

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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7355
  • Number of comments : 688
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (2566) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (7661)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9777) - you deserved it (38844)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33341) - you deserved it (7424)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58898) - you deserved it (4028)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39858) - you deserved it (5105)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (50724)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36365) - you deserved it (7402)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36365) - you deserved it (7402)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

#15154562
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (7543)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (5196)

On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

#12847836
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (4749)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

#12601723
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (12613)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41407) - you deserved it (2651)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States



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