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Feklfekl2222

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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9835
  • Number of comments : 752
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

Feklfekl2222's page activity

Visits<b>SRU22</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 8:11pm<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 12:51am<b>wave_runner</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 11:34pm<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 3:27pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 1:56am<b>djrodcol</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 4:34pm<b>maxthebigseal</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 3:33am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:01am<b>pinkpineapple</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:57pm<b>bee97</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:50am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 2:21am<b>classicate</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:57am<b>blueyekai</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:32pm<b>jaqlove</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:56am<b>weedle99</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 12:06pm<b>TheDude992</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 2:18am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:17am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 4:37pm

Fucked!<b>AlexOrban</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 6:51am<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 9:27pm<b>classicate</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 3:57pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:33pm<b>kaylocca</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 8:30pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 3:43pm<b>LoverWordsFood</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 12:58am<b>MrGodface</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 9:41am<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:49am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 6:28pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 3:21pm<b>emeraldisle</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:41pm<b>gamermonster</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 12:07pm<b>WiredTechnician</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 7:53pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:43am<b>vsus98</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:33pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 2:14am<b>HeRoxKicks</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 4:33am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

by Clumsyblonde22 / 06/04/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Animals

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

by mrsekko / 05/31/2011 at 8:44am / United States / Health

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

by kingpin9219 / 05/30/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

by StratMan / 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

by StratMan / 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

by regretter / 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm / Intimacy

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

by linda / 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

by Herbiee / 08/18/2010 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Miscellaneous

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

by Sanchez / 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm / United States / Intimacy