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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6148
  • Number of comments : 560
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9028) - you deserved it (36700)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (7187)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57205) - you deserved it (3895)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (4991)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21890) - you deserved it (48432)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35239) - you deserved it (7264)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35239) - you deserved it (7264)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

#15154562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (7390)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29225) - you deserved it (4786)

On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

#12847836
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (4490)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

#12601723
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27440) - you deserved it (11738)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (2527)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML

#6814532
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (8864)

On 12/18/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9938) - you deserved it (113611)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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