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Feklfekl2222
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3659
  • Number of comments : 524
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, I'm starting to be active again now though. My favourite commenter is DocBastard and you should all go and read his blog because its amazing, ignore all the failed submitted FMLS my brother and his mates stole my phone at one point and sent in lots of variations on 'I ate pussy and I liked it'. Sorry for the rambling profile I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

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Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (2216)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27651) - you deserved it (3344)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20253) - you deserved it (2554)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15829) - you deserved it (20644)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33986) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33986) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36991) - you deserved it (2184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
234 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7428) - you deserved it (31985)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
116 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49551) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
189 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20107) - you deserved it (45920)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)



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