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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6024
  • Number of comments : 552
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36490) - you deserved it (4570)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36490) - you deserved it (4570)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML

#17507560
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (2675)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (35783)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (20163)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (2427)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29224) - you deserved it (3484)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23400) - you deserved it (2841)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19513) - you deserved it (30481)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (2641)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40296) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40296) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (2405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42027) - you deserved it (7448)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)



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