About Feklfekl2222 : I'm on the app so don't message me. I'm a grammar Nazi sometimes (not too often though). I think I overuse brackets (nobody has told me but I use them a LOT). I've posted a few fmls none have been (although my brother has had one posted concerning me). I know my pica-cat/catachu is adorable but don't say so it pisses off the other commentors. I also have an annoying habit of adding "simples *meerkat noise*" if I'm explaining something to an OP or other commentor. If you don't get the reference go on YouTube and watch the compare the market meerkat adverts.
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Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)
Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 5:35am - misc - by maryrain - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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