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Feklfekl2222
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3658
  • Number of comments : 524
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, I'm starting to be active again now though. My favourite commenter is DocBastard and you should all go and read his blog because its amazing, ignore all the failed submitted FMLS my brother and his mates stole my phone at one point and sent in lots of variations on 'I ate pussy and I liked it'. Sorry for the rambling profile I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

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Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56332) - you deserved it (4484)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31320) - you deserved it (1963)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22315) - you deserved it (4415)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (2229)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
235 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7161) - you deserved it (61525)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

#18005500
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (3076)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (7317)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

#17894495
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20616) - you deserved it (3431)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:08am - health - by smsmall - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (2199)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (2030)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

#17801637
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10833) - you deserved it (38153)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

#17737867
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (5826)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by steph - China

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (9020)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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