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Feklfekl2222

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Feklfekl2222

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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7400
  • Number of comments : 694
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

Feklfekl2222's page activity

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (2925)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

#18587898
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (3119)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32097) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

#18542598
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18237) - you deserved it (45685)

On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

#18411297
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28490) - you deserved it (3974)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (10151)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (10151)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13768) - you deserved it (60468)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31354) - you deserved it (2657)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39228) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40000) - you deserved it (20266)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States



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