About Feklfekl2222 : I'm on the app so don't message me. I'm a grammar Nazi sometimes (not too often though). I think I overuse brackets (nobody has told me but I use them a LOT). I've posted a few fmls none have been (although my brother has had one posted concerning me). I know my pica-cat/catachu is adorable but don't say so it pisses off the other commentors. I also have an annoying habit of adding "simples *meerkat noise*" if I'm explaining something to an OP or other commentor. If you don't get the reference go on YouTube and watch the compare the market meerkat adverts.
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Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 11:00am - intimacy - by jwshrieky - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)
Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 3:49am - animals - by frostedmist (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)
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