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Feklfekl2222

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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7379
  • Number of comments : 694
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

#19208526
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14060) - you deserved it (30381)

On 03/03/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Buttscratcher (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (8285)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (8285)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (8285)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (8285)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17790) - you deserved it (13165)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9775) - you deserved it (24501)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9775) - you deserved it (24501)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (5139)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22617) - you deserved it (3475)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

#19016945
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37148) - you deserved it (6102)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8448) - you deserved it (28981)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (11652)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML



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