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  • Number of visits : 4955
  • Number of comments : 532
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, I'm starting to be active again now though. My favourite commenter is DocBastard and you should all go and read his blog because its amazing, ignore all the failed submitted FMLS my brother and his mates stole my phone at one point and sent in lots of variations on 'I ate pussy and I liked it'. Sorry for the rambling profile I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19660) - you deserved it (3359)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40235) - you deserved it (12396)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (2113)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
596 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (53038)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21478) - you deserved it (2103)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19130)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

#19208526
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12287) - you deserved it (27385)

On 03/03/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Buttscratcher (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (7812)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (7812)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)



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