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Feklfekl2222

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  • Town/Country : Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7329
  • Number of comments : 683
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About Feklfekl2222 : I've been on FML for ages but haven't been active for a long while, but now I'm back and wondering where the fuck my old favourited commenters went. So if I'm behind the life fucking times, forgive me

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Feklfekl2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (2839)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22217) - you deserved it (3644)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (13427)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (2428)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
606 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (57155)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24804) - you deserved it (2403)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13618) - you deserved it (21172)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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