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Fedezzer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 388
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Fedezzer : Grammar is everything.

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Fedezzer's favorite FMLs

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23587) - you deserved it (37407)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56097) - you deserved it (4436)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made two cakes. One for my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow, the other for my family so they wouldn't eat the birthday cake. I came home to find they ate half of each. FML

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML



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