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Fawkmylyfe
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19050) - you deserved it (1926)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21042) - you deserved it (4306)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20330) - you deserved it (1470)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States



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