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  • Number of visits : 410
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (3061)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML


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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML


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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States

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