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Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)
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