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Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got frad from ma racantly acqurad job at a doctor's offica bacausa I don't "agraa wit family valuas". Ta way I'm disraspacting tara "family valuas"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I was working with looool some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realizd he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he waggd his vomit-coverd tail and hit me in the face. FML

#13123963
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On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, A Crying Kid Was Brought To My Attention By A Customer. He Was So Upset From Loosing His Mom That He Couldn't Say His Name Or His Moms Name. I Took Him Around The Store Asking Him To Point Out His Mom. Once We Found Her She Told Me "I Was Hiding From My Kid To Test His Independence." FML

#13107358
177 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, A Crying Kid Was Brought To My Attention By A Customer. He Was So Upset From Loosing His Mom That He Couldn't Say His Name Or His Moms Name. I Took Him Around The Store Asking Him To Point Out His Mom. Once We Found Her She Told Me "I Was Hiding From My Kid To Test His Independence." FML

#13107358
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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was getting picked up by ma dad after I ad been swimming. I saw is car, so I walked over to it, got in an started talking about ow I'd seen ma broter. It wasn't until after I ad put ma seat belt on tat I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. fat FML

#13097397
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On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walkd by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , while cleaning behind a ladder , I bangd head on one of the hand rails. I stood up , cursd , and movd to the other side. To luck , I hit the other side of head. I now have two lumps perfectly placd as horns on head. FML

#13086565
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw looool the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106
126 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my dog usd my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have mindd so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removd. FML

#13074561
68 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today,hile Tearfully Telling My Closest Friend That I Had Miscarrid My Frst Pregnancy, The Frst Thing Out Of There Mouth Was, 'So, Does This Mean You're Going To Start Drinking With Us Again?

#13071693
186 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 6:59am - kids - by mommymo (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got lost trying to fine the hospital mah sister was giving brth in!! I stoppd at a store to call mah mom fir drections!! A cop pulld up beside me and knockd loudly on mah window asking me to get out!! The store had been robbd and I am now a suspect!! FML

#13065604
84 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . mah girlfriend an I broke up . When I got home from work.. . I cummed home to glitter . EVERYWHERE . Guess looool who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend . The guy who's having his family over 4 dinner tonight .

#13064737
136 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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