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Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 5:25am - misc - by 1000dollarspoor - United States (California)
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by signinept (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
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