About Faithheartsyou : "Well behaved women rarely make history." -Marilyn Monroe.
I'm a lot of fun, and I love meeting new people, so please don't hesitate to send me a message if you want to talk. ;)
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20667) - you deserved it (6989)
On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (10183)
On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML
I agree, your life sucks (30642) - you deserved it (3137)
On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28627) - you deserved it (2455)
On 10/05/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18785) - you deserved it (2494)
On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9701) - you deserved it (51404)
On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29629) - you deserved it (3188)
On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (21137)
On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24102) - you deserved it (5012)
On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11082) - you deserved it (17559)
On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49653) - you deserved it (3068)
On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5242) - you deserved it (24280)
On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (5738)
On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (12155)
On 05/15/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Teaching26 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20560) - you deserved it (5203)
On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Friday 24 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
