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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2151
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FailVader : Megadeth lover.

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FailVader's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
659 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31286) - you deserved it (293106)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

#1101827
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12751) - you deserved it (120000)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

#59488
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34583) - you deserved it (12421)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (7838)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27098) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)



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