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  • Number of visits : 9798
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FailBear920 : TYBG! I'm Based and I Love Lil B

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

50 quality responses

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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FailBear920's favorite FMLs

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today my parents staged a family intervention an gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently I'm an alcoholic in denial. real FML

#18065493
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my cloths in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40126) - you deserved it (4699)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

#18004250
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (3663)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving homehen I saw mah boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19556) - you deserved it (2425)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, sister askd me to explain where to put a tampon. I realizd near the end of the conversation that she believd the urine, feces, an blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forcd to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (5833)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is fir kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I putted the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
565 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (17345)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since mah boyfriend left fir college in Fresno. Her looool solution: buying me a vibrator. mega FML

#17810951
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (6986)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was mah first day at school in the United States . Being from France, mah French accent is really strong . After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal . I was so excited an said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (5674)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (23404)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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