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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2164
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FaberDriveLuv : Hi :]

FML app for iPod is one of the best apps ever :D

I don't enter the FML site as much as I enter the FML app on my iPod.

Faber Drive, Lights, These Kids Wear Crowns, Patch Cipriano, Hush Hush, Crescendo, bow headbands, eyeliner and love.

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Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (5613)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (5613)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My frst day in regular biology, mah lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. mega FML

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm cuz we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interruptd by looool another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
62 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (6430)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (49249)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

2day my iPod came back from repair and looool still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repars with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requres you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

#9037233
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5399) - you deserved it (37964)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I trid to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knive r by swiping one acros my palm. Turns out Dad noticd the problem yesterday and sharpend them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (46786)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, Mah Parents Took Mah Laptop, Cut The Internet, Took Mah Car Keys And TV, And Removd Mah Bedroom Door. Why? Because They Thought The Plant I Was Growing 4 Mah Science Project Was A Marijuana Plant. Oh Yeah, They Took That Too. My Presentation Is Tomorrow. FML

#8965755
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34286) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday I receivd a phone call from my father asking how I spelld my name. Not only was he the parent who pickd out my name, he was completely serious. FML

#8886558
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24025) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

I Had Sex With My Girlfriend In Her Room. That Means: Jonas Brothers Posters On The Wall, Jonas Brothers Pillows, Sheets, Comforter An Stuffd Dog. After We Did It, She Apologizd To Her Posters Fir Having To See That, Since They're Pure. FML

#8865322
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (7946)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I applied an was accepted 4 a part-time network engineering position. Bieng contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me 4 the position an said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML

#8637301
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14373) - you deserved it (29855)

On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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