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Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

#14022149
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32241) - you deserved it (3112)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (5214)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (5779)

On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12070) - you deserved it (38807)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36986) - you deserved it (15442)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (11197)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (4139)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42140) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

#7965104
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17531) - you deserved it (38062)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

#7021786
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9528) - you deserved it (36457)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

#6953786
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (9655)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40589) - you deserved it (7029)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41514) - you deserved it (24303)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML

#5243719
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23673) - you deserved it (5669)

On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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