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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1449
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FOOFIGHTERSrock : none of ur buisness
I live in LA it's pretty boring there and I find amusement in posting random things after I eat candy....jk
oh yea ummm I'm not new to this I just don't like to write alot, and well that's all I can say because I have to go to class now.....O_O
French class to be exact!!! HA

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Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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