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FMyHawk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 596
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FMyHawk : Hawkeyes, Cowboys, and Cubs fan...only the last 2 make me say FML though.

My profile picture is a baby pangolin...it is quite the ugly bastard isn't it?

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FMyHawk's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49901) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27190) - you deserved it (4922)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35127) - you deserved it (93705)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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