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About FMLkoala : I'm the first koala to read FML... I feel special
Don't give me crap about me saying mum instead of mom because Australians say mum
I have Xbox live and my gamertag is KOALAKING14 if you want to be my friend on Xbox
Don't use text language
Yes we drink water but it's from he leaves we eat
Yes koalas have penis's and vaginas
Yes most of them can use technology
Feel free to message me :)
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Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Friday 19 December 2014