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Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

#20408486
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37002) - you deserved it (4267)

On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (11481)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (27711)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39994) - you deserved it (3399)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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151 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82228) - you deserved it (20440)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)



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