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by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by SadFace / 02/21/2013 at 8:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
by jealouspussy / 02/20/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attacks that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic, and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what, one of us is always shaking uncontrollably. FML
by Chuffberry / 02/16/2013 at 3:47am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by kenyaliving / 02/13/2013 at 5:04pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 12:13am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 6:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I came home to find two letters from a publishing house that I'd submitted my manuscript to. The first was congratulatory, stating that my book had been accepted for publishing. The second was apologetic, stating that the first letter had been intended for someone else. FML
by strugglingartist / 01/26/2013 at 1:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
by stelssy / 01/26/2013 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
by bull-stuff / 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
- Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…