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Fmlbutydi's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

By DocKreso - / Friday 28 June 2013 21:59 / Croatia - Split

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 June 2013 21:45 / United States - Plainsboro

Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 May 2013 15:20 / United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

By jgtrflynn - / Monday 24 June 2013 04:37 / United States - Beggs

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

By moreliketurdmart - / Monday 3 June 2013 16:48 / United States - Lynnwood