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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 261
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (2775)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40175) - you deserved it (3957)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11195) - you deserved it (51898)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11783) - you deserved it (32238)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

#16009098
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (7405)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38332) - you deserved it (3930)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

#15987403
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36966) - you deserved it (4093)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38303) - you deserved it (7350)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
371 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -



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