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EyesofStone

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EyesofStone

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2662
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EyesofStone : I've been around FML for a quite some time, but just made an account. I've been watching long enough to know the regulars, to spell check all comments, and to not ask stupid questions like, "What does OP stand for??"
I mean, everyone knows it's Oscillating Potato.
Docbastard is my FML hero.
I have a dry sense of humor but it shouldn't offend anyone.
There's nothing I hate more than the people who manage to use a word three or more time in FMLs that are three or fewer sentences long.
My user name comes from a line in a Backstreet Boys song.

EyesofStone's page activity

Visits<b>hantu69</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 2:32am<b>Season_D</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:17pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:26am<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:56am<b>PackersBacker</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:59pm<b>MattChristensen</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:37am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:06pm<b>ChristinePi</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:19pm<b>tehdarkness</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:21pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:01pm<b>lauralabia3</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:36am<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:37pm<b>chrisbreastr0kr</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:09am<b>CFB_FRS</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:02pm<b>basicd1</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:37am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:26am

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:26am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:40pm

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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EyesofStone's favorite FMLs

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30911) - you deserved it (4186)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52328) - you deserved it (4152)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

#7263265
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (2050)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by CD (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7505) - you deserved it (49057)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML

#6851938
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8061) - you deserved it (21143)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

#6507610
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28889) - you deserved it (4053)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

#6500045
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33005) - you deserved it (13242)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm - misc - by NickC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (50258)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old man who only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

#5082390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44465) - you deserved it (2173)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

#5021143
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10210) - you deserved it (46969)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by creeper - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

#4438831
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (95616)

On 08/10/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63611) - you deserved it (8369)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12923) - you deserved it (50411)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57990) - you deserved it (8239)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (9225)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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