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EyesofStone

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1657
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EyesofStone : I've been around FML for a quite some time, but just made an account. I've been watching long enough to know the regulars, to spell check all comments, and to not ask stupid questions like, "What does OP stand for??"
I mean, everyone knows it's Oscillating Potato.
Docbastard is my FML hero.
I have a dry sense of humor but it shouldn't offend anyone.
My user name comes from a line in a Backstreet Boys song.

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I agree, their lives suck

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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EyesofStone's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (9798)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65149) - you deserved it (8005)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50168) - you deserved it (6756)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (56164)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML

#9096813
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (2274)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (3938)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (3938)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49492) - you deserved it (3935)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

#7263265
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17450) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by CD (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7441) - you deserved it (48773)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

#6507610
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28700) - you deserved it (4032)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

#6500045
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (13182)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm - misc - by NickC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13374) - you deserved it (48763)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old man who only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

#5082390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44183) - you deserved it (2153)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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