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About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu), and a soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive)...let's just say my high school did very very well this year so I don't give too much away. In the future I'm planning on majoring In Physical Therapy and minoring in Sports Psychology and hopefully working with professional sports teams. Living in Utah I'm obviously LDS (More commonly known as Mormons) and no we Mormons are not polygamists, FLDS people are and there is a big difference between our churches. :D There's not much else other than if you want to message me you can but I most likely won't answer back because most of the time I'm using the app. :p
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Tuesday 22 July 2014