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Eyeslick
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8534
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Eyeslick : Hello! Welcome to my boring life! I'm not too special, I love listening to peoples problems and hopefully help find a solution to said problem. I am also very interested in psychology and the human body so because of these things I hope to be a psychiatrist some day to help people who have struggled like me! I am also very religious but please don't try to argue....You believe what you want and I'll believe what I want:)

If you already can't tell by my picture; I'm very serious about everything....(sarcasm)

There's not much more interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Lifeguard, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu),soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive) and an average swimmer...That's about it :D

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Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

by omnomnom / 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

by thanksmom / 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

by JordanVilleneuve / 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 11:19am / United Kingdom (Barnsley) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 3:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

by jsquared / 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

by crazy_mom / 11/01/2010 at 11:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

by losingit / 10/19/2010 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Love