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Eyeslick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2044
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu), and a soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive)...let's just say my high school did very very well this year so I don't give too much away. In the future I'm planning on majoring In Physical Therapy and minoring in Sports Psychology and hopefully working with professional sports teams. Living in Utah I'm obviously LDS (More commonly known as Mormons) and no we Mormons are not polygamists, FLDS people are and there is a big difference between our churches. :D There's not much else other than if you want to message me you can but I most likely won't answer back because most of the time I'm using the app. :p

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Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (2357)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41250) - you deserved it (11581)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

#17569578
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24626) - you deserved it (3165)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8927) - you deserved it (44381)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

#17221687
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (4371)

On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10362) - you deserved it (94018)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14475) - you deserved it (63418)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (88395)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15483) - you deserved it (47870)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15483) - you deserved it (47870)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15483) - you deserved it (47870)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38174) - you deserved it (3919)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (6871)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44188) - you deserved it (6371)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44188) - you deserved it (6371)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)



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