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Eyeslick

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Eyeslick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2011
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu), and a soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive)...let's just say my high school did very very well this year so I don't give too much away. In the future I'm planning on majoring In Physical Therapy and minoring in Sports Psychology and hopefully working with professional sports teams. Living in Utah I'm obviously LDS (More commonly known as Mormons) and no we Mormons are not polygamists, FLDS people are and there is a big difference between our churches. :D There's not much else other than if you want to message me you can but I most likely won't answer back because most of the time I'm using the app. :p

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Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (3923)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22084) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (7630)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30091) - you deserved it (6454)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27779) - you deserved it (2240)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7788) - you deserved it (71041)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13800) - you deserved it (29294)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (4154)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51647) - you deserved it (4052)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (8236)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39697) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

#17749646
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (8395)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States



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