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EyeslickEyeslick
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4587
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu),soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive) and an average swimmer...That's about it :D

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Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (3896)

On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , after volleyball practice , I noticd my pants were missing . Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms , all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche . FML

#20033828
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20215) - you deserved it (1799)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States

Today , my grlfriend , who I've loved an dated fir over a year , confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow !! All this time , she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her ( social status ) an make her guy friends horny !!

#20013891
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37096) - you deserved it (4584)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I hered a loud scraping noise. I turned around an watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road an through a pile of horse shit. FML

#20006315
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5301) - you deserved it (25416)

On 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by maybenot (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24133) - you deserved it (2681)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Had To Teach Mah Younger Brother To Shave With A Regular Disposable Razor Because Our Dad Uses An Electric One And I'm The Only Other Person In The Family With Enough Facial Hair To Know How To Use A Razor. I Probably Would Have Been Proud If I Wasn't A Grl. FML

#19696730
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (2457)

On 05/29/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by The Bearded Woman (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I went to Busch Gardens . Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone . For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear . FML

#19688596
120 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I ran ovar a hornat's nast. FML

#19391692
94 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today at work at a gas station kiosk a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said "I only come here 4 the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML

#19220268
110 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, mah grlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I startd typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressd the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39887) - you deserved it (27533)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)



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