Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Eyeslick

Online | Search for a member

Eyeslick

13Fucked!

Eyeslick
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5743
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Lifeguard, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu),soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive) and an average swimmer...That's about it :D

Eyeslick's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:20am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:27pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:31am<b>Willibobs</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:19am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:44am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:55pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 2:53pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 12:06pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:22am<b>emxy92</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:09am<b>AnAngryyGiraffe</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:25am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:55pm<b>JenDuffy</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:14pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:33pm<b>UH60</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:01pm<b>Badkarma4u</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 4:04pm<b>imnotslick</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:53pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:04pm

Fucked!<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:26am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:44am<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Mar2171</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 6:27pm<b>blahblah005</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:36am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:13am<b>Psychotique</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:22pm<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:29am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:44pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:29am<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:28pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:44am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:52am

Eyeslick's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of Eyeslick's badges

Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

#21456100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (1808)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by maybe if i was paid like them i would (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (3666)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML

#21168837
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50111) - you deserved it (9324)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

#20760666
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66129) - you deserved it (5300)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

#20759304
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45309) - you deserved it (21611)

On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

#20752893
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (5957)

On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML

#20738804
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50798) - you deserved it (10746)

On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

#20733830
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58812) - you deserved it (5571)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61267) - you deserved it (13873)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

#20681164
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29219) - you deserved it (36743)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (3419)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

#20667250
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77202) - you deserved it (6509)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

#20623837
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41876) - you deserved it (5871)

On 04/26/2013 at 8:21pm - kids - by Shitty genes, no two ways about it. (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

#20617044
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84610) - you deserved it (4453)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: