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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 February 1953 (61 years)
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  • Number of visits : 564
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Exaspera's favorite FMLs

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML


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