Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3602
  • Number of comments : 303
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Exaspera : Artist, Art Professor

Exaspera's page activity

Visits<b>dekovennicoleee</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 10:03am<b>lgard</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 3:53pm<b>janegeorge</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 6:46pm<b>FatRat</b> - the 11/13/2016 at 4:33pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 6:54am<b>MuneGuse</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 11:06am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 5:47pm<b>Lucyyy123</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 1:22pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 9:37pm<b>EoinDonnelly</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 11:44am<b>StealAwayMyLife</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 10:07pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:26am<b>cantbesaved</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 6:28pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 8:12am<b>admeid</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 2:36am<b>johnnynumnuts</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:29pm<b>399</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 9:42am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 4:31am

Fucked!<b>janegeorge</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 12:47am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 2:12pm<b>SnoochBoochie</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 5:57am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 6:57pm<b>teresa96706</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 9:37pm<b>ShadowLor</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 7:52pm<b>nishimehta</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 2:02pm<b>Kasanovastar</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 2:53pm<b>malawalawee</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:40am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 12:16am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:25am<b>nikilynn420</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 8:35am<b>Boopycat</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:22am<b>96isntassexyas69</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:44am<b>melons</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:26am<b>Creed_Aprooved</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:20pm<b>Okamichu</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:22pm<b>danabx16</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:13pm

Exaspera's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

See all of Exaspera's badges

Exaspera's favorite FMLs

Today, a pharmacist slut-shamed me for taking birth control. I'm still a virgin, and I only take those pills to help with my acne and period cramps. FML

by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

by Really / 06/09/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

by kash / 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

by msleea / 05/06/2015 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

by tumblrinas_at_work / 05/02/2015 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Work

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

by morphea / 04/29/2015 at 6:54pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

by anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 9:35am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

by jobless / 04/10/2015 at 2:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

by ohno / 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

by spicybasement / 03/17/2015 at 11:38am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous