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by katwingz / 02/19/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML
by Sigh / 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation
by SchoolSucks / 02/19/2013 at 12:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
by really / 02/19/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2013 at 1:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by hhhhhhhpeterwut / 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
by ari / 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm / United States / Work
Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 9:01am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:09am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DontGetSlapped / 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
by Cheyennereed / 02/17/2013 at 10:50am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML
by bananamontana85 / 02/17/2013 at 5:20am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was… Today, I spent the night with my guy, whom I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered… Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was…