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EverestMelting
  • Town/Country : East Coast, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1083
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EverestMelting : Do I have any frients out there? If so, say hey and your favorite type. Anyways, I play varsity baseball for my high school. I pitch and play centerfield. I play my fair share of video games. I work at a psychedelic pizza and beer joint. I also enjoy racing (cars) when someone challenges me. I have a 2005 Acura TSX. If you want to talk, just message me.

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Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (120527) - you deserved it (6933)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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