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EverestMelting

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EverestMelting

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  • Town/Country : Clemson, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3921
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EverestMelting : "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

The nature of all glass is to break.

Clemson Engineering Student

I'm actually a fan of decent anime.

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EverestMelting's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145339) - you deserved it (13361)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

#492829
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139973) - you deserved it (8736)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90075) - you deserved it (18889)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45464) - you deserved it (7531)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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