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EverestMelting

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2994
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EverestMelting : "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

The nature of all glass is to break.

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EverestMelting's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134920) - you deserved it (11982)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

#492829
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132623) - you deserved it (8127)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84820) - you deserved it (17689)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41664) - you deserved it (6969)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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