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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2573
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About EvanescenceLuver : Hey people! As my name states, I love Evanescence! But I love other bands too! I had a hard time choosing between Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, or Three Days Grace (My all-time FAV band). I turned 15 just a little while ago, and I love to draw and write. I'm good at both too, yay! XD I wish I could say that I drew my profile pic, but alas, I cannot. T_T FML wouldn't let me upload the pics I drew, since they were done on paint, but oh well!
So like, what else am I supposed to put on here...?
Um... I'd join the National Guard if I could, but they won't take me cause I have a mental disorder... Lol, isn't it funny that we can tell people shit like that (mental disorder part) on the internet, but won't admit it to our own friends and family?
Also... The glass is not half-full. The glass is not half-empty. THE GLASS DOES NOT HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING WATER AS IT SHOULD, SO EITHER DRINK IT OR FILL IT UP, MORONS! GAWD. Quit freaking debating it!

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Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day 4 the past month. big fat FML

#19627538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23669) - you deserved it (7830)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. looool We came to experience the country's culture, an to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, an not ten seconds later, a stranger approached an asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

#19626954
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20337) - you deserved it (2521) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -

Today, mah mom was giving me a long lecture about looool bieng aware of mah surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

#19626758
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20784) - you deserved it (1986)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learnd that mah crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

#19626293
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20075) - you deserved it (1637)

On 05/15/2012 at 6:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Taday I Found Out That A Family Member Found A Publisher 4 His Book; His Badly Written, Terribly Sourced, Historically Inaccurate Book That Insult And Misrepresent Most World Culture And Religions. If This Actually Makes It To Print, I'll Never Be Able To Use My Maiden Name Again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21214) - you deserved it (1997)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

#19618137
177 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I raally had to paa whila babysitting. Normally this isn't a problam... axcapt tha kids wara slaaping and going potty would waka tham up right bafora thair parants wara dua homa. Dasparata... I dacidad to paa in a cup in tha kitchan and wash it down tha sink. Thair parants cama homa mid-straam. FML

#19615151
180 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

#19613672
293 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today... I noticd a littlehite ball in the corner of my bedroom cieling. I guess it had been there fir ahile already... but the teeming mass of babby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

#19612564
142 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm - animals - by aliqi (man) - United States

Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!!  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
174 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I askd mah dad if mah girlfriend could sleep over!! He winkd at me an agred!! When I brought her home, we went to mah room fir a quickie!! There, I saw that mah dad had tapd multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (20839)

On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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