About Evanescenceluver
Hey people! As my name states, I love Evanescence! But I love other bands too! I had a hard time choosing between Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, or Three Days Grace (My all-time FAV band). I turned 15 just a little while ago, and I love to draw and write. I'm good at both too, yay! XD I wish I could say that I drew my profile pic, but alas, I cannot. T_T FML wouldn't let me upload the pics I drew, since they were done on paint, but oh well! So like, what else am I supposed to put on here...? Um... I'd join the National Guard if I could, but they won't take me cause I have a mental disorder... Lol, isn't it funny that we can tell people shit like that (mental disorder part) on the internet, but won't admit it to our own friends and family? Also... The glass is not half-full. The glass is not half-empty. THE GLASS DOES NOT HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING WATER AS IT SHOULD, SO EITHER DRINK IT OR FILL IT UP, MORONS! GAWD. Quit freaking debating it!
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Evanescenceluver's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

By nick / Friday 18 May 2012 07:22 / United States

Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML

By recmonty / Thursday 17 May 2012 03:53 / Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 May 2012 10:45 / United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:56 / Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:02 / United States - Houston