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EvanescenceLuver

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2911
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About EvanescenceLuver : Hey people! As my name states, I love Evanescence! But I love other bands too! I had a hard time choosing between Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, or Three Days Grace (My all-time FAV band). I turned 15 just a little while ago, and I love to draw and write. I'm good at both too, yay! XD I wish I could say that I drew my profile pic, but alas, I cannot. T_T FML wouldn't let me upload the pics I drew, since they were done on paint, but oh well!
So like, what else am I supposed to put on here...?
Um... I'd join the National Guard if I could, but they won't take me cause I have a mental disorder... Lol, isn't it funny that we can tell people shit like that (mental disorder part) on the internet, but won't admit it to our own friends and family?
Also... The glass is not half-full. The glass is not half-empty. THE GLASS DOES NOT HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING WATER AS IT SHOULD, SO EITHER DRINK IT OR FILL IT UP, MORONS! GAWD. Quit freaking debating it!

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Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

#19887326
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37154) - you deserved it (3744)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23182) - you deserved it (3632)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

#19854055
155 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
162 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
402 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

#19846175
158 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

#19844556
74 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23856) - you deserved it (5190)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

#19782918
57 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)



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