[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

EvanescenceLuver

Search for a member

EvanescenceLuver
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 November 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EvanescenceLuver : Hey people! As my name states, I love Evanescence! But I love other bands too! I had a hard time choosing between Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, or Three Days Grace (My all-time FAV band). I turned 15 just a little while ago, and I love to draw and write. I'm good at both too, yay! XD I wish I could say that I drew my profile pic, but alas, I cannot. T_T FML wouldn't let me upload the pics I drew, since they were done on paint, but oh well!
So like, what else am I supposed to put on here...?
Um... I'd join the National Guard if I could, but they won't take me cause I have a mental disorder... Lol, isn't it funny that we can tell people shit like that (mental disorder part) on the internet, but won't admit it to our own friends and family?
Also... The glass is not half-full. The glass is not half-empty. THE GLASS DOES NOT HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING WATER AS IT SHOULD, SO EITHER DRINK IT OR FILL IT UP, MORONS! GAWD. Quit freaking debating it!

EvanescenceLuver's last visitors

bre_zip_it_up13

EvanescenceLuver's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of EvanescenceLuver's badges

EvanescenceLuver's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

#19640596 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (6832) - you deserved it (609)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:22am - animals - by nick - United States

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

#19637949 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (5385) - you deserved it (538)

On 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm - work - by poseidon5213 - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

#19636760 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (1843) - you deserved it (4025)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML

#19635115 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (4839) - you deserved it (442)

On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

#19633207 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (1795) - you deserved it (8045)

On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

#19632060 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (6138) - you deserved it (1126)

On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

#19631196 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (6144) - you deserved it (668)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (6754) - you deserved it (800)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

#19627607 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (5489) - you deserved it (711)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:27pm - health - by rhya4n (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

#19627538 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (6252) - you deserved it (2176)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

#19626954 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (5614) - you deserved it (632) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

#19626758 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (5364) - you deserved it (466)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 the workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

#19626293 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (5808) - you deserved it (419)

On 05/15/2012 at 6:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (10205) - you deserved it (1092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (5803) - you deserved it (502)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by