About Etweens96 : Guitarist, singer,mangaka, actress
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Etweens96's favorite FMLs
Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML
by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds then said " who the hell are you?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 9:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and lead the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
by luh8r / 04/09/2009 at 10:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
by badmom / 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got… Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with… Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my…