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Ethan223
  • Town/Country : Southern Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2650
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9911) - you deserved it (1011)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (21481) - you deserved it (1822)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935 (373)

I agree, your life sucks (8689) - you deserved it (36390)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (8620) - you deserved it (1967)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

#18667282 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (6792) - you deserved it (1964)

On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (10154) - you deserved it (818)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (13528) - you deserved it (2012)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (8748) - you deserved it (4771)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (5652)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (12957) - you deserved it (1391)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (20065) - you deserved it (1345)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

#18316654 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (12052) - you deserved it (2103)

On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (5948) - you deserved it (1746)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

#18174548 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (23409)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:24pm - health - by OhHeySlogan - United States (Texas)

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