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EssenceOfX
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EssenceOfX : Hello, I'm Katelyn, but call me Kylie. I'm 15 years old, I'm twisted and I'm the special kind of bad luck charm. I could FML everyday for the rest of my life. I'm random, hyper and sporty and I love reading books by Anne Rice & J. K. Rowling. Mystical unicorn! :D
Anyways, I'm the basic unusual girl that just wants to have fun (:

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (30150) - you deserved it (70068)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (114325)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)