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EsotericBrent
  • Town/Country : Hmph, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EsotericBrent : Hey! Feel free to message me, but if you want a response, say something besides just "hi :)"! Tell me something interesting, or a joke; I like those.

In the meantime, I'm a college student studying computer science, who loves playing guitar and singing along, playing competitive sports (soccer is my first preference), Netflix, and good pasta.

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Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11220) - you deserved it (40502)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9562) - you deserved it (70900)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5355) - you deserved it (47300)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

#10675411
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16140) - you deserved it (8322)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

#3601135
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9189) - you deserved it (35341)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:33am - work - by aireun (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

#3091991
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8123) - you deserved it (57748)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

#3030130
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9126) - you deserved it (38581)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by crap (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

#2991516
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19366) - you deserved it (33012)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41157) - you deserved it (19337)

On 04/08/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by MarcusJones713 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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